DEEP MADDER

Pre-order the I Could Have Been the One Listening E.P.! It will be all new versions of songs hand-picked by the writer and maybe a new one. To be finished for the first person who orders it!*

Just tell me your name and your address in an e-mail to deepmadder@gmail.com and I will send you one. "Pay What You Can" or $7 (cheap!).

*i.e. it will never be finished

Who is the more popular member of Deep Madder? Using advanced statistical analysis (i.e., profile views), we are about to find out:

Christopher: 122 profile views
Alexander: 166 profile views

Congratulations, Alexander. I shall now return to the cave of obscurity from whence I came.

P.S. It should be noted that the vast majority of these profile views were likely from the 2 of us to begin with.

If YOU sit in your house checking your e-mail and internet sites all day in an attempt to find a friend in your computer and, incidentally, want to bear your soul to the vultures of the universe then you should subscribe to

D E E P M A D D E R M O N T H L Y

this minute!

Yearly pricing is as follows. Each issue will arrive in your mailbox each month in an envelope with our love. Further, subscription includes a year-end bounded compendium of the year's issues.

1. Those who smoke pay eight dollars
2. Those who consider themselves happy (i.e. have a partner) pay seven dollars
3. Those who are single but have once been considered attractive pay six dollars
4. Those for whom the prospect of living causes more daily anxiety than that of dying pay five dollars

"Life isn't easy, buddy, it'll never go right
and everybody is gonna die
but you and me can be happy, i think, in so many ways."
-Thanksgiving, from "Judges"