what would YOU advertise?
and that's the Royal "you". ie// everyone
I would advertise home-made products
I would advertise socks.
I would advertise floor tiles that destroy socks by being full of tiny spikes and hooks that only affect socks but, to bare skin, feel like heaven.
I would advertise a bomb that kills people for their sock insolence.
I would invent socks so stylish that they make all others obsolete, but secretly they're designed to decompose within an amount of time to coincide with the extinction of all other socks.
You can invent them all you want, but without proper advertising, they'll fail. And I, for one, will NOT be advertising them.
I would advertise for books that teach friends how to grow up and stop bickering like 5-year olds.
and Nike.
Who reads books anymore?
socks do
I wish socks could read. Unfortunately they're too stupid! And what's this nonsense about this commentary being puerile?
define puerile
what would YOU advertise?
ReplyDeleteand that's the Royal "you". ie// everyone
ReplyDeleteI would advertise home-made products
ReplyDeleteI would advertise socks.
ReplyDeleteI would advertise floor tiles that destroy socks by being full of tiny spikes and hooks that only affect socks but, to bare skin, feel like heaven.
ReplyDeleteI would advertise a bomb that kills people for their sock insolence.
ReplyDeleteI would invent socks so stylish that they make all others obsolete, but secretly they're designed to decompose within an amount of time to coincide with the extinction of all other socks.
ReplyDeleteYou can invent them all you want, but without proper advertising, they'll fail. And I, for one, will NOT be advertising them.
ReplyDeleteI would advertise for books that teach friends how to grow up and stop bickering like 5-year olds.
ReplyDeleteand Nike.
ReplyDeleteWho reads books anymore?
ReplyDeletesocks do
ReplyDeleteI wish socks could read. Unfortunately they're too stupid! And what's this nonsense about this commentary being puerile?
ReplyDeletedefine puerile
ReplyDelete