Pre-order the I Could Have Been the One Listening E.P.! It will be all new versions of songs hand-picked by the writer and maybe a new one. To be finished for the first person who orders it!*
Just tell me your name and your address in an e-mail to deepmadder@gmail.com and I will send you one. "Pay What You Can" or $7 (cheap!).
*i.e. it will never be finished
Who is the more popular member of Deep Madder? Using advanced statistical analysis (i.e., profile views), we are about to find out:
Christopher: 122 profile views
Alexander: 166 profile views
Congratulations, Alexander. I shall now return to the cave of obscurity from whence I came.
P.S. It should be noted that the vast majority of these profile views were likely from the 2 of us to begin with.
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